come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
