I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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