just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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