Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my being single is dangerous.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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