How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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