Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Less talking, more tequila
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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