I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You ruined the universe
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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