We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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