Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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