I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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