you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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