yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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