I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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