we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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