Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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