You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
