you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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