what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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