Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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