halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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