I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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