I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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