He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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