There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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