i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Panties = found
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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