that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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