i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The ass gains better be worth it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
