I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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