We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
