Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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