You work out of a Hotel?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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