singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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