HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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