ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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