i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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