found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Less talking, more tequila
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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