i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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