mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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