David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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