yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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