another moral hangover. fuck.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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