I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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