absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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