Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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