I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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