if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
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mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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