The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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