I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize