i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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