im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was born a porn star she said
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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