Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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