I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The feeling are messing with the penis
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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