Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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