I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Is it because I queefed?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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