The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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