your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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