i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Damn victory sex feels great
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
there is puke in my bra ... again
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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